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i cybered on omegle today

  • You:

    hi

  • Stranger:

    hey

  • You:

    wanna cyber

  • Stranger:

    Depends are you a girl? ;)

  • You:

    ya

  • Stranger:

    And okay then, you start?

  • You:

    i come into ur bedroom

  • You:

    and ur sleeping

  • You:

    and i crawl under your blanket

  • Stranger:

    I'm still asleep

  • You:

    u feel me pulling down ur pants

  • You:

    and u wake up and smile

  • Stranger:

    I kiss you gently, still sleepy

  • You:

    then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed

  • You:

    cutting off your penis

  • Stranger:

    wait

  • You:

    THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME

  • Stranger:

    Then what...?

  • You:

    I HATE YOU

  • Stranger:

    I didn't cheat

  • You:

    you bleed to death in your bed

  • Stranger:

    i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok

  • You:

    nobody ever knows what happened

  • You:

    i flee to mexico with your Mercedes

  • You:

    the end

  • Stranger:

    I have a mercedes?

  • You:

    not anymore faggot

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